Thursday, May 5, 2011

Recipe For Delicious Rape

Delicious Rape
serving size: multiple

Ingredients:

1-Drivers license with current address

1-Work i.d

1-Work schedule

1-Set of house keys

1-Set of car keys

Directions:
1. Mix in one (1) handbag or purse until desired consistency

2.Leave at a crowded bar on New Year's Eve

Enjoy!
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27 comments:

  1. JayPowerMay 5, 2011 at 3:46 AM

    Lmao!! ;D

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  2. XiismMay 5, 2011 at 5:24 AM

    Just wrong .. :p

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  3. GreenIdeasMay 5, 2011 at 6:43 AM

    nice...

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  4. JaksonHuntMay 5, 2011 at 7:15 AM

    ahahaha

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  5. Paulie PecansMay 5, 2011 at 9:39 AM

    uh. huh....

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  6. Jazz bazookaMay 5, 2011 at 10:07 AM

    :D great idea... ha ha ha

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  7. AnonymousMay 5, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    funny yet so true. my condolences to all rape victims.

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  8. D4May 5, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    I really shouldn't have smiled.

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  9. MarkeeTeeVeeMay 5, 2011 at 10:59 AM

    o_o

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  10. SaysMichaelMay 5, 2011 at 11:41 AM

    not sure if I should laugh or not ...haha

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  11. N4M3L3SSMay 5, 2011 at 11:48 AM

    yes no maybe i will get laid!!

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  12. Leo`May 5, 2011 at 12:04 PM

    ahahahahaha

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  13. GlaserMay 5, 2011 at 12:06 PM

    wow nice

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  14. Nuker ZeroMay 5, 2011 at 12:58 PM

    This is true and i keep an eye out everyday for people trying to make their own 'recipe for delicious rape'. i do not take advantage...at first. MUAHAHAA

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  15. AnonymousMay 5, 2011 at 2:12 PM

    LOL at this recipe!

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  16. 123May 5, 2011 at 2:14 PM

    mmmm, always leaves a nice taste in my mouth


    wat

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  17. CopyboyMay 5, 2011 at 2:57 PM

    That's just not right.

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  18. Lucky13May 5, 2011 at 3:05 PM

    Funny but true lol

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  19. AnonymousMay 5, 2011 at 6:48 PM

    This is for women riiiight?

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  20. Genj0May 5, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    hahahahah nice one!

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  21. Teen Book ReviewerMay 5, 2011 at 8:06 PM

    I want to eat it?!

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  22. SOMSMay 5, 2011 at 8:13 PM

    yea that must be stelzare ??? purse??

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  23. Schla.mp3May 5, 2011 at 9:51 PM

    thats funny ^^

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  24. Team PandaMay 5, 2011 at 11:11 PM

    check and check *waits patiently*

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  25. T. BanacekMay 6, 2011 at 8:24 AM

    That's just wrong!

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  26. ScottDMay 6, 2011 at 11:01 AM

    that does sound delicious!

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  27. Leo`May 6, 2011 at 3:40 PM

    do want

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