The train whistles echo through the concrete valley into my open window. I'm trying to air out the place, after winter months of funk building up you can feel it on your skin.
The last time I left the window open while I went to bed I woke up with a toothless, loose skinned girl on my couch.
She was nice for a few days, and knew how to pay her way, until I came home from work with my television missing and a turd floating in my fish tank.
Some say I'm crazy, but I really miss that girl.
Ahaha. You definitely know how to mislead, awesome title.
ReplyDeleteAs they say, love is blind!
I think she's the crazy one, but if you're both crazy you're made for eachother.
ReplyDeleteThis is my new favorite thing of the day.
ReplyDeleteIf masturbation is self-love and night with prostitute is date then this is summer romance for sure.
ReplyDeleteYou miss that girl? All you got to do is keep your heart sorry windows open and love will find its way. Additional TV to lure would be a better idea too.
toothless girls know how to party.
ReplyDeleteyou always end up paying, one way or another
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what I just read, but it was amazing.
ReplyDeleteThe classiness of a turd in the fish tank is almost unbeatable.
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