Rape Whistles

Short post today.  I was inspired to make this by the post of a fellow blogger.  Sorry if I can't remember exactly who right now.  If you read this, please accept my apologies.

UPDATE:  As Colin has pointed out in the comments it was Kicking Rocks that had the post that inspired it.  Thanks guys.

Notstradamus Right Again

As I'm sure many of you have heard.  The Mississippi river is rising to historic levels. 
Which only reminds me of predictions made earlier HERE

Does anyone else have goosebumps right now?

Award Nomination!

Sorry I didn't post this sooner, but It appears I've been nominated for an award of some sort. 
I'm almost certain that it's for my philanthropy towards the neighborhood cats and out of work hookers, but I haven't been able to look into it too much.

So long story short, you should all go over to D4 and check it out for me.  You know, because I have stray cats to feed and a hooker coming over.

Helping the Helpless

1:30 am.
Guy wonders in, smell him before I see him.
Drunk
Or something. 
Slurred confused topic hopping.
He has a room, he wants a room, here to meet friends.
A mix of speech and gestures,
He's doing Depp doing HST doing Jagger doing that sign language chimp.
Sits in a chair, I should just call the PD.
No, they'll bust in all tough, talk to him, then kindly give him a ride home and water to sober up.
They never do that for me.
They truck me down to Detox if I swerve to avoid a caterpillar on my walk home.
Digressions.
Guy passes out.
Go smoke and wonder what to do.
Minutes later.
Kick, whistle, yell, shake.
"hmm, um, um"
Finally get him up, tell him that the cab he wanted me to call is here.
He looks confused, but knows enough not to question it.
I direct him back out the front door.
He gets into the cab, and within minutes is on his way.

Blogger Glitch?

Sorry I haven't been able to keep up with you that I follow.  When I'm in my Dashboard, it says I'm not following anyone?  Did anyone else have this happen? 
Any idea what it might be?

Recipe For Delicious Rape

Delicious Rape
serving size: multiple

Ingredients:

1-Drivers license with current address

1-Work i.d

1-Work schedule

1-Set of house keys

1-Set of car keys

Directions:
1. Mix in one (1) handbag or purse until desired consistency

2.Leave at a crowded bar on New Year's Eve

Enjoy!

Lazy Sick and Sock Post

Still feeling the Uberflu, though I think a lot of it might be the Hangover.
(Drink lots of fluids, right? hohoho)
And Sock is really getting on me with this paternity stuff, so I'll just leave you with yet another troll wincest picture.  I have others, but they aren't exactly safe for work, or PG.
So, long story short, another crappy post, but don't complain, it's free.