Friday, May 27, 2011

Basement Neighbors

Fat dyke hair in a tight pink tank top pops out to ask if I drink regular Mountain Dew.
"Yeah, I guess."
"Do you have any?"
"...no"
Awkward silence of mutual disappointment.
Slowly she closes her screen door.
Damn my neighbors are weird.
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22 comments:

  1. D4May 27, 2011 at 5:56 PM

    Why the hell don't you have any MT Dew in your house? Pft, man. I mean come on. Seriously.

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  2. BigMikeMay 27, 2011 at 9:34 PM

    My buddy in NY, owns a house with 3 apartments in it. Put in one of those motion sensor lights and hooked a CCTV camera to it that only takes 1 picture every time the light it tripped... You need one of those...

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  3. Jesse CrowsMay 27, 2011 at 9:35 PM

    ahaha great read

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  4. MalkavianMay 27, 2011 at 10:10 PM

    Montain dew is the best drink in the WORLD, if SLURM from futurama was available i strongly believe it would taste like Montain dew.

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  5. AdaMay 27, 2011 at 10:10 PM

    Why do people ask that? :|

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  6. aether45May 27, 2011 at 11:13 PM

    "Fat dyke hair in a tight pink tank top" That should have been your clue right there.

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  7. Doc_WafflesMay 27, 2011 at 11:54 PM

    People sure are strange.

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  8. Elliot MacLeod-MichaelMay 28, 2011 at 2:16 AM

    I certainly hope she was staring at you menacingly as she was slowly closing the door

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  9. Jazz bazookaMay 28, 2011 at 2:56 AM

    next time have some mt and just for safety, some safety .

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  10. Sam DeCrossMay 28, 2011 at 5:09 AM

    Lol my neighbors asked me for cocaine once. Didn't even ask if I used it first. Just popped over and said "Do you have any cocaine?" Weirdest confrontation over. (Btw, no I dont use cocaine.)

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  11. FangMay 28, 2011 at 5:30 AM

    I bet my neighbour is weirder. He's a creepy old man, always grumpy, bitching about things we supposedly did wrong even though we never did it.

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  12. JayPowerMay 28, 2011 at 8:42 AM

    Crazyy neighbors man ;D

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  13. duffboiMay 28, 2011 at 10:53 AM

    haha, weird indeed.

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  14. DejchMay 28, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    everyone has weird neighbour :)

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  15. UnknownMay 28, 2011 at 1:11 PM

    Do you live in a trailer park?

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  16. DaveMay 29, 2011 at 8:34 AM

    Mountain Dew rocks. Its mana from heaven lol. And that Fat dyke hair in a tight pink tank top sounds like my ex lol.

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  17. JCFMay 29, 2011 at 11:20 AM

    I lold. I just imagined that scene in my head xD

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  18. JakeMay 29, 2011 at 10:02 PM

    "Any donuts then?"

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  19. Jay ReidMay 30, 2011 at 9:44 AM

    LOL what!?

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  20. T. BanacekMay 30, 2011 at 10:00 AM

    That would be weird.

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  21. fit4lifeMay 30, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    your neighbors ARE weird..

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  22. DvallejMay 31, 2011 at 3:57 PM

    we do noy have that problem here in colombia, no basements

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