Fat dyke hair in a tight pink tank top pops out to ask if I drink regular Mountain Dew.
"Yeah, I guess."
"Do you have any?"
"...no"
Awkward silence of mutual disappointment.
Slowly she closes her screen door.
Damn my neighbors are weird.
My buddy in NY, owns a house with 3 apartments in it. Put in one of those motion sensor lights and hooked a CCTV camera to it that only takes 1 picture every time the light it tripped... You need one of those...
Lol my neighbors asked me for cocaine once. Didn't even ask if I used it first. Just popped over and said "Do you have any cocaine?" Weirdest confrontation over. (Btw, no I dont use cocaine.)
Why the hell don't you have any MT Dew in your house? Pft, man. I mean come on. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteMy buddy in NY, owns a house with 3 apartments in it. Put in one of those motion sensor lights and hooked a CCTV camera to it that only takes 1 picture every time the light it tripped... You need one of those...
ReplyDeleteahaha great read
ReplyDeleteMontain dew is the best drink in the WORLD, if SLURM from futurama was available i strongly believe it would taste like Montain dew.
ReplyDeleteWhy do people ask that? :|
ReplyDelete"Fat dyke hair in a tight pink tank top" That should have been your clue right there.
ReplyDeletePeople sure are strange.
ReplyDeleteI certainly hope she was staring at you menacingly as she was slowly closing the door
ReplyDeletenext time have some mt and just for safety, some safety .
ReplyDeleteLol my neighbors asked me for cocaine once. Didn't even ask if I used it first. Just popped over and said "Do you have any cocaine?" Weirdest confrontation over. (Btw, no I dont use cocaine.)
ReplyDeleteI bet my neighbour is weirder. He's a creepy old man, always grumpy, bitching about things we supposedly did wrong even though we never did it.
ReplyDeleteCrazyy neighbors man ;D
ReplyDeletehaha, weird indeed.
ReplyDeleteeveryone has weird neighbour :)
ReplyDeleteDo you live in a trailer park?
ReplyDeleteMountain Dew rocks. Its mana from heaven lol. And that Fat dyke hair in a tight pink tank top sounds like my ex lol.
ReplyDeleteI lold. I just imagined that scene in my head xD
ReplyDelete"Any donuts then?"
ReplyDeleteLOL what!?
ReplyDeleteThat would be weird.
ReplyDeleteyour neighbors ARE weird..
ReplyDeletewe do noy have that problem here in colombia, no basements
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