Sunday, January 8, 2012

New Article Gig

After a series of  intense negotiations, I have agreed to be a featured writer at a new website, Secret Laboratory

(I'm not sure of the exact details of the agreement.  I asked my agent how much money was in it for me he and he just replied that my days of murdering the prostitutes was over)

My first article is about the Scourge of Assault Knives on our society. 

I could re-post it here, per the agreements made in my contract, and I probably will later, but I figured I'd be charitable and let Secret Laboratory have exclusive first week rights. 

Also, if you click over to my article here, you will be able to see a real-life photo of me. 

And I just know how the ladies out there love that.

15 comments:

  1. Some of the guys too. I'm glad your prostitute murdering days are over, I was running low on prostitutes.

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  2. Great article...and you got me with the picture...I adore your hair. I am not even kidding!

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  3. I always thought you really were that old man. Now my illusions are shattered. Thanks.

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  4. Thanks, Allen. Your article has had over 200 hits just today. As soon as we start making some ad revenue, I will share the wealth....

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  5. Thanks, Allen. Your article has had over 200 hits just today. As soon as we start making some ad revenue, I will share the wealth....

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  6. You know you're off to a good start when someone responds with a comment longer than this post. Good luck with the project, hope it booms!

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  7. I'm no lady but I still love it. ;D
    Good for you for getting a job there!

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  8. congrats on the gig! The site looks pretty rad also. Oh yeah, that cigarette is dashing my friend. dashing. ha.

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  9. I'm an idiot too. I didn't think the artical was sitirical till I read the responce to that one guys responce! I actually agree with the no knife thing! If you want something cut in two, use a gun!

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  10. Cool deal! I hope it works out for you!


    My very own -B-ook of The End is finished!

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  11. That sounds like a cool idea

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  12. I had two different Coolio CD's in the mid 90's so, yes I am partially jealous!

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