Tuesday, June 14, 2011

My Keanu Reeves Story

Now I'm sure by now everyone knows the tragic tale of Keanu Reeves.  If you don't, just look up "Keanu Reeves Sad".  The part that always give me the tight chest is the fact is that no matter how much life has pissed on him, he has by all accounts remained what I would dare call an outstanding human being.
But that doesn't mean you still can't have some fun with it.
When ever I see sites were people post their stories about interactions with celebrities, I post this heartwarming tale.
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About 5 years ago my family went to visit my sister in LA. One day while we were there I got roped into watching my niece in a hair salon while my sister got her hair done.
So I'm sitting in the salon lobby, bored as fuck, watching my niece and who walks in but Keanu fucking Reeves.
At first I was kind nervous and freaked out, I'd just kinda glance at him every now and then, trying not to freak him out. But then my fucking niece starts crying and fidgeting and shit and won't shut up. So I'm trying to keep my niece quiet and not bother Keanu, when oops, too late, he gets up and walks over to us.
He just smiled and stroked her hair, and asked me what was wrong. I said I didn't know. Then he looked at me with those penetrating blue eyes and simply said in that soothing voice "She seems like she's hungry."
Then he lifted up his shirt and breastfed my niece right there in the salon lobby.
True story.

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Some people are amused.  Others...not so much.  But now you know if you see this story you have run into me. 
Or one of my followers.
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56 comments:

  1. FangJune 14, 2011 at 11:33 AM

    Don't know the dude, but that sure is a heartwarming story!

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  2. T. BanacekJune 14, 2011 at 11:40 AM

    Sounds about right.

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  3. after3June 14, 2011 at 11:51 AM

    I heard he can do that.

    a3

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  4. BigMikeJune 14, 2011 at 11:55 AM

    Ya, thats just about all there is to say about that....

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  5. PatresJune 14, 2011 at 11:58 AM

    That evil bastard, he didn't breast feed you too...

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  6. Bob Ross Afro BlogJune 14, 2011 at 12:11 PM

    rofl.. that was fucking hilarious.

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  7. The Angry LurkerJune 14, 2011 at 12:32 PM

    Sounds true to me.

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  8. InhiaJune 14, 2011 at 12:36 PM

    I bet your niece will swell into an amazon olympic gold metal winner

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  9. SkaerfJune 14, 2011 at 12:37 PM

    lololololololo ridiculous, wtf did I just read?

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  10. BartJune 14, 2011 at 12:41 PM

    pics or it never happened :D

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  11. DouglasJune 14, 2011 at 12:42 PM

    Haha! That one got me good!

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  12. JonnyJune 14, 2011 at 1:16 PM

    did NOT see that coming haha

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  13. MRanthropeJune 14, 2011 at 1:53 PM

    iNb4 breast feeding is the new bel-air.

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  14. Kicking RocksJune 14, 2011 at 2:33 PM

    omg LMAOO!!!!!

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  15. AnonymousJune 14, 2011 at 2:52 PM

    His eyes are brown.

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  16. PeaceLoveandSharpiesJune 14, 2011 at 3:14 PM

    LMAO!
    ...and I was actually taking you seriously. :3

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  17. AdaJune 14, 2011 at 5:56 PM

    I wouldn't be surprised if he did, actually.

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  18. BreakingbrokersJune 14, 2011 at 6:03 PM

    Clap clap. Good story lol

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  19. JayJune 14, 2011 at 7:14 PM

    *poker face*

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  20. Michael ArsenaultJune 14, 2011 at 9:09 PM

    well that was certainly not what I expected.

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  21. edJune 14, 2011 at 9:54 PM

    oohhh typical keanu. i want to believe

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  22. D4June 14, 2011 at 11:35 PM

    I'm amused. I'm fairly amused.

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  23. AnonymousJune 15, 2011 at 12:06 AM

    Cracked me up

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  24. AnonymousJune 15, 2011 at 12:54 AM

    Woah... or.. is it?

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  25. JayPowerJune 15, 2011 at 1:24 AM

    Lmao good story :P

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  26. MalkavianJune 15, 2011 at 2:31 AM

    Keanu Reeves is a great lactating man.

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  27. baka1236June 15, 2011 at 3:03 AM

    hahaha, i laughed so hard at the end

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  28. LisaJune 15, 2011 at 3:30 AM

    Lol. I never met Keanu, but when I worked at a CD store in West L.A. the guy who starred with Keanu in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures used to come in all the time and buy CDs. What ever happened to that guy? Cool blog. Following.

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  29. JohnJune 15, 2011 at 4:20 AM

    Proof of Keanu Reeves' greatness.

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  30. DejchJune 15, 2011 at 4:30 AM

    That's quite a story! :)

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  31. Solsby KidJune 15, 2011 at 4:51 AM

    rofl amazing story!

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  32. VersionDoubleJune 15, 2011 at 5:56 AM

    hahahahhahah brilliant. i hope to god this is true.

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  33. Jazz bazookaJune 15, 2011 at 6:03 AM

    i didn't know men could to that, but if you say so , it must be right

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  34. Blk JesusJune 15, 2011 at 6:09 AM

    haha nice Keanu saved the day!

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  35. Jack of DiamondsJune 15, 2011 at 7:08 AM

    you owe him a shag.

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  36. AnonymousJune 15, 2011 at 9:39 AM

    Wow, Keanu also breast fed me when i was hungry - what a coincidence.

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  37. duffboiJune 15, 2011 at 12:20 PM

    haha, i so didn't see that coming.

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  38. JonJune 15, 2011 at 12:52 PM

    you had me at breastfed.

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  39. Brofessor NeekoJune 15, 2011 at 2:10 PM

    lulwut. Lol that was good ending aha

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  40. RossJune 15, 2011 at 2:27 PM

    funny :3

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  41. UnknownJune 15, 2011 at 3:19 PM

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA you got me. Again. What is it about your stories, my eyes just can’t manage to jump ahead and peek at the conclusion until I’ve already read up to it.

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  42. WrestlingReviewz94June 15, 2011 at 3:39 PM

    LMFAO too good dude.

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  43. JohnJune 15, 2011 at 3:47 PM

    Keanu Reeves, a great man even in the breastfeeding department.

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  44. BTN Hip HopJune 15, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    haha neo, hes awesome

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  45. MarkeeTeeVeeJune 15, 2011 at 5:12 PM

    GOD you had me there

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  46. AnonymousJune 15, 2011 at 7:35 PM

    ROFL man Keanu Reeves breastfeeding you just made my day!

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  47. Our BlogJune 16, 2011 at 1:43 AM

    Hah! I lol'd. That was a good one.

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  48. Jesse CrowsJune 16, 2011 at 2:33 AM

    haha thats pretty amusing if you ask me

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  49. Patti D.June 16, 2011 at 5:24 AM

    hey, and I was buying the whole story...

    You can visit my blog here.

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  50. Ante BabajaJune 16, 2011 at 9:21 AM

    im sad now :(

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  51. apothecarieJune 16, 2011 at 12:19 PM

    Keanu Reeves: a god among men

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  52. CopyboyJune 16, 2011 at 2:29 PM

    Wait a sec!!! I saw that in Point Break!

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  53. The ProJune 16, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    good ol' keanu.. +1

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  54. ScottDJune 16, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    great story as always!

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  55. TIMMYTHEROBOTJune 17, 2011 at 6:08 PM

    I wish I could suckle on Keanu's nipple.

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  56. ThiagoJune 20, 2011 at 8:06 PM

    Well... He is the chosen one. What's wrong with him breastfeeding? :D

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