Thursday, August 25, 2011

Click, H.

Click, H, Click, H, Click.
Solitaire. 
Addicting bullshit.
Win one game out of twenty.
Then learn about the Hint Key.
Now it's up to six out of.
And you're not even playing anymore.
Just following the will of the Chips
that don't even want you to win.
Click, H, Click, H, Click.
Wonder what they did in the times before Solitaire.
Colosseums and tamed wilderness come to mind.
Seven of Hearts on Eight of Spades.
Queen of Clubs on King of Diamonds.
I know this, because the Chips tell me.
Georgy Noory in the background.
Guest suggests we are being programmed somehow.
I laugh and Click, H.
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15 comments:

  1. FangAugust 25, 2011 at 1:29 AM

    Try to ask for hints less often ;D

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  2. ShahanAugust 25, 2011 at 2:06 AM

    Solitaire is such a boss game, I try to avoid starting it up because it's so damn addictive =3

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  3. UnknownAugust 25, 2011 at 3:45 AM

    My sister dominates solitaire. It's really satisfying watching her play, like watching a beautiful dance.

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  4. The Angry LurkerAugust 25, 2011 at 4:05 AM

    Very true words, addiction.

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  5. JohnAugust 25, 2011 at 5:30 AM

    playing with a real deck of cards is so much more entertaining.

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  6. AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 5:41 AM

    :) Love it. I like spider solitaire myself!

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  7. AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 10:04 AM

    great stuff man, keep it coming!

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  8. CopyboyAugust 25, 2011 at 10:48 AM

    Yeah, I'm more about the cards then the clicks.

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  9. D4August 25, 2011 at 11:22 AM

    So many people.. not getting it.. Tsk.

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  10. UnknownAugust 25, 2011 at 1:22 PM

    I guess this is exactly how government shows the population its way. You see, when you press H key, you get a hint, not even the one you could consider the best one, buy either way, We follow it, we're being shepperd. Wake up Neo.

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  11. BerserculesAugust 25, 2011 at 1:39 PM

    Now I wanna play solitary!

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  12. UnknownAugust 25, 2011 at 2:29 PM

    Ha ha, nice. It's kind of sad/scary actually how deep the meaning is on this one.

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  13. mamtcAugust 25, 2011 at 6:01 PM

    Tell me about it. Me spider solitaire fan bigtime.

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  14. UnknownAugust 25, 2011 at 7:19 PM

    I prefer Freecell myself.

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  15. Our BlogAugust 26, 2011 at 12:33 AM

    Nice man. And totally true.

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