Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Recipe For Delicious Rape

Delicious Rape
serving size: multiple

Ingredients:

1-Drivers license with current address

1-Work i.d

1-Work schedule

1-Set of house keys

1-Set of car keys

Directions:
1. Mix in one (1) handbag or purse until desired consistency

2.Leave at a crowded bar on New Year's Eve

Enjoy!

15 comments:

  1. Is this speaking from experience?

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  2. so, the SSN from driver's license isnt needed to contact the nigerian prince to triple the savings?

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  3. Oh I see, like to get raped! Genius!

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  4. Um....um...OH...thank you D4!!!

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  5. Well now... I find this enlightening.

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  6. I feel like I should and shouldn't know this... at the same time.

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  7. Well, well. Interesting "recipe" you got there...

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