Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Recipe For Delicious Rape

Delicious Rape
serving size: multiple

Ingredients:

1-Drivers license with current address

1-Work i.d

1-Work schedule

1-Set of house keys

1-Set of car keys

Directions:
1. Mix in one (1) handbag or purse until desired consistency

2.Leave at a crowded bar on New Year's Eve

Enjoy!

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