I was at my sister's house the other day when we noticed her neighbors where putting stuff on the curb for people to take away.
Having already gotten a nice fish tank from them, I decided to meander over and take a look.
And what did I find?
Some kind of weird yellow/green box that only said Monaural Solid State.
I had no freaking clue what it was, but the price was right so I took it.
And what did I find when I finally managed to get the cover off?
That's right, a freakin' Portable Record Player for the land before time.
That works.
So I immediately went and picked up some records at the thrifts shop for 75 cents apiece.
And what did I find at the thrift store while looking for records?
A freaking sweet set of binoculars and old leather case for 5 bucks.
So the rest of my weekend was spent being all classy and shit: Drinking beer, listening to classical music on 33 and 1/3, and masturbating to internet porn while getting a closer view of my HOGG than any woman has in months.
At the same time.
I was so excited I decided to pull out the Five Dollar Digital Camera and take a picture of it. (Sorry, no pictures of the binoculars, they look like...binoculars)
Jealous? Oh yeah, you're jealous.
I'm.. so jealous. I want that. Why don't my neighbors throw away the good stuff like that? This isn't even fair.
ReplyDeleteNOT FAIR, MAN.
lol, that does look like a $5 camera picture :)
ReplyDeleteOh im jelly alright. haha. Its always cool finding random fun stuff for cheap.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of this one time I found a red aerobie at a thrift store that was the perfect shade of orange for a TRON costume I made.
ReplyDeletethat thing looks fun as hell, too bad it can't play 45's :d
ReplyDeleteAre you sure that someone wasnt paying for your fantasy and giving you best time of your life?
ReplyDeleteWow that's a freakin amazing deal, I'm a tad jealous of you, sounds like a classy weekend :D
ReplyDeleteSo jealous! How cool!!
ReplyDeleteI miss my parents record player. I do believe vinyl has a great sound.
ReplyDelete$5 dollar camera indeed...
ReplyDeleteOh lawd! Put that record player somewhere safe, don't touch it for the next 40 years, and then sell it. It'll be worth a fortune to collectors!
ReplyDeletedude i laughed so hard i peed while reading this. "getting a better look at my hogg" with the binos! fucking hilarious!!!!
ReplyDeleteWow! Wonderful! Fantastic!
ReplyDeleteblurry cam is blurry :D
ReplyDeleteDude! Those are some awesome finds!
ReplyDeletelol.. i want neighbours like ur sister's xD
ReplyDeletegood findings, man!