I was at my sister's house the other day when we noticed her neighbors where putting stuff on the curb for people to take away.
Having already gotten a nice fish tank from them, I decided to meander over and take a look.
And what did I find?
Some kind of weird yellow/green box that only said Monaural Solid State.
I had no freaking clue what it was, but the price was right so I took it.
And what did I find when I finally managed to get the cover off?
That's right, a freakin' Portable Record Player for the land before time.
So I immediately went and picked up some records at the thrifts shop for 75 cents apiece.
And what did I find at the thrift store while looking for records?
A freaking sweet set of binoculars and old leather case for 5 bucks.
So the rest of my weekend was spent being all classy and shit: Drinking beer, listening to classical music on 33 and 1/3, and masturbating to internet porn while getting a closer view of my HOGG than any woman has in months.
At the same time.
I was so excited I decided to pull out the Five Dollar Digital Camera and take a picture of it. (Sorry, no pictures of the binoculars, they look like...binoculars)