Monday, September 19, 2011

Another Script in the Works

Been a slow and frustrating day.  After the success of The War Womb, I've decided to start another script. 

This one is untitled and still being hashed out, but it's about a Sperm Mule who gets into an epic gunfight battle on an airplane. 

It'll be stupid, have lots of violence, and of course boobies. 

Gotta have the boobies. 

In other news, my neighbors are having people over again to breed thier dog. 

I'm not sure how that sort of thing even works.  Do you sit around, idly chit chatting, waiting for your dogs to start to make it?  Are there drinks involved? (For you or the dogs) 

I think I'm too afraid to ask. 

26 comments:

  1. Ohh please, take good care of the sperm mule. Someone please think in all those raw babies that could die if something happened to him.

    Regarding the breeding dogs dates, i had to take my dog to the females house, dropped him there and came back in a couple of hours when he already had fun. I had to do that a few times. It was fun for him i guess.

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  2. That dog breeding thing just seems awkward to me. How do you go about asking someone?

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  3. Mules on a plane? As for the dog breeding thing, I think if you just have two dogs that want to go at it, they'll go at it. The same way a dog will go at your leg because it thinks it wants to go at it.

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  4. The sad thing is that script could be a hit and would be more original than a lot of stuff you could find out there.

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  5. That sounds awesome, gunfights on airplanes are so intense because of the risk of depressurizing the air and all that.

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  6. Why would you make a story of sperm mules having a gun fight on a plane with lots of titties and turn it into a stupid story?
    With this subject matter you have a real chance to write something epic, and Oscar worthy! The ideas you propose are beautiful and would perfectly reflect the emotions and psychy of modern life!
    Please do not dumb this down! This could be our generations Citizen Kane! This milleniums Moby Dick!

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  7. oh and also, yes they sit drinking booze as they watch the two dogs hump eachother.

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  8. http://mapleleafs.nhl.com/ here u go buddy, u can watch the game now! :D

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  9. Did you import your brain from 10th planet or something or transplant one from an UFO? How do you come up with these stuffs?
    Anyway like your out of world thinking.
    And doggy-date? how does this work? Who breaks the ice?

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  10. nice you should video it and post it!

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  11. yeah, i put boobies in everything i write, too. i don't know how they do it, but boobies just fit into every single mouth!

    i mean, story. boobies just fit into every single story.

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  12. Brings a whole new meaning to "What a Dog" & "She's such a B*tch"!

    *Groan* Yeah, I went there.

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  13. That whole dog breeding thing is a little, um, odd.

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  14. Hahah yeah, it's weird..
    alphabetalife.blogspot.com

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  15. That is actually done like that, dog breeding? Pffft.

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  16. I think you just leave the dogs alone together and let them work things out. I hope so, anyway.

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  17. My dogs go at it whenever they feel like it, they get off the chain magically every time, & I'll step outside and there they are - it always makes me lol, about to have some puppies btw.

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  18. Actually, you really shouldn't ask.

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  19. That's an easymodo way out, man! :P
    Boobies make every movie better.

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