Thursday, July 5, 2012

Summer Cruise


The pool room on the Titanic was a din of excitement as I walked in. Keith Richards, dressed in swim trunks and leather vest, did his best to adhere to the sensibilities of the time.
He smiled as he handed me a rounded crystal bottle of wine. He then playfully slapped me on the back and did a poor cannonball into the full pool.
Knowing Keith's history, I kept the lip of the bottle far away from my lips as I poured directly into my mouth. I missed badly, with most of the wine splashing wildly on my shirt.
“Not bad.” I thought to myself as a rash developed on my chest.

5 comments:

  1. You really did good to not drink directly from the glass. And to miss totally actually.

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  2. Mad, Bad and dangerous to know. ;-)

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  3. The hell was in that wine bottle?
    FIND THAT IDIOT AND KILL HIM WITH FIRE!

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  4. Oh.. oh smart. Just look at what could have been.

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  5. this is the most sensable post ever

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