Friday, September 16, 2011

Sock Returns

Longtime readers might have noticed that I haven't mentioned Sock in quite some time. 

(For those of you unfamiliar with Sock, just click on the tag at the end of this story and read from the bottom up.)

The truth is, after she threatened me with paternity of her children, and her father's threats of murder, I had successfuly managed to avoid her and her psycho family. 

Until now. 

I woke up this afternoon to this picture slid underneath my door, with a cryptic note telling me to "Do the write thing" or some terrible things might happen to me. 

So I'm not sure what to do now, I like this place too much to move, but I know for a fact that these kids aren't mine.  Their mother is a whore, and really, just look at them, they look nothing like me. 

I guess I'll just drink on it. 

19 comments:

  1. hahahahaha i actually went and read every sock post. I must say that now that i put together the whole story, it made me laugh. At first i was kinda creeped out though.

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  2. Someone needs to call Maury.

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  3. If the fibers do not fit, you must aquite!

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  4. I agree with Hasidic Plumber; a bit strange, but funny! Great post.

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  5. Never know who's kids it could be. I saw her at the laundromat the other day.

    Not sure how to break it to you but...which hamper DIDN'T she go into?

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  6. hahahaha if one of them was black THEN you'd know for sure.

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  7. Ehehehehehe.

    There's really not much more to say until it's continued. But I AM amused.

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  8. This can really be solved by a paternity test can't it? Chat shows like Maury and Springer do that shit for free, especially if it involves psychos and death threats!

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  9. Didnt know that you had such a terrible haunting past life.
    looks like you followed the advise and did "write" thing.
    Yeah, please follow Mark's advise and bring her on Jerry/Maury show, we can sock's boobies :)

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  10. I'm sorry for your situation, but this is fucking funny dude. Gonna read up on Socks.

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  11. I wish you the best of luck. I've been in somewhat similar situations, but all I can tell you is this: be patient, don't freak out, and be a cool guy.

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  12. i can see some resemblance there... but i'm not so sure thou

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  13. Well, you just do the write thing.

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  14. You're crazy. I like you :)

    Cheers to Sock!

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