Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Equality

Sit down, spread, relax, read. (or think, or play games, or whatever)
When the job is done (finally, at times) you set aside your distraction and start going about that hygiene thing. 
Only to remember the new roll is sitting on the counter in the kitchen.
No one around.
Nothing else to do.
Do That Walk, to pick up the new roll.
The thing about That Walk,
king,peasant, sinner, or saint. 
No one is graceful, or dignified while doing it. 
But everyone has done it.
Probably. 

15 comments:

  1. Bwahahaha, this is pure genius! My hero!

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  2. you are talking about self-stimulated love? Equality - queen,and all female genders dont do that. change your title..;-)

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  3. Brilliant! ...and that's why I'd never set in motion anything in a public location Allen... It's bad enough having to perform that ungraceful duck-waddle in the privacy of your own home.

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  4. That's when you hope you're wearing socks. heh.

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  5. HAHAHA. This was brilliant.

    Yes, I have done the waddle before.

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  6. You made it sound so.. deep. Nice.

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  7. I don't get this. What are you talking about?

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  8. Ah, the toilet paper walk of shame. Fantastically funny!

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  9. the great equalizer of society...the most poetic thing I've read in years!

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  10. Nice, reads pretty smooth. You should check out my poetry; i think you'd like the stream of consciousness style i use a lot. It'd probably be right up your alley.

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