Things could be worse, you could be turned into an octopus or a chicken. Or you can say fuck it, leave the country, don't pay the debt, move to Mexico or something and never come back. That would work too.
I would never get into a debt if it wasn't totally necessary so I owe no money at all.. u jelly? If what you're saying is true, I may as well be impotent by now though.
I am now depressed more than normal.
ReplyDeleteConstant masturbation makes you infertile? Fuck.
ReplyDeleteThings could be worse, you could be turned into an octopus or a chicken.
ReplyDeleteOr you can say fuck it, leave the country, don't pay the debt, move to Mexico or something and never come back. That would work too.
30k in debt? Pssh, please, I've got 45k, and I haven't had a job in almost a year. No comment on the masturbation, though.
ReplyDeleteThat's not you, right?? In the picture? Is it?
ReplyDeleteWe are the 99%! This was laughs. Nice post, I approve.
ReplyDeleteI just saw a 99% picture that was much more depressing.
ReplyDeleteThis was funny, thanks for the laughs.
AHAHAHA. Lol. Masturbation doesn't make you impotent.
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid this'll be me in a few years.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I'm glad I avoided debt like the plague... it's not what you know, it's who you know.
ReplyDelete99% of the country is infertile?! Oh happy day. ha
ReplyDeleteWHAT?
ReplyDeleteI'm fucked.
Thats why i refuse to go to post secondary school that ISNT a trade.
ReplyDelete99% of american males are infertile? That can't be good. Stupid corporations, look what you've done.
ReplyDeleteI lol'd
ReplyDeleteI thought that masturbating that often made you more fertile?
ReplyDeleteWell don't let that stop you from masturbating more, kids cost more than that college debt
ReplyDeleteHaha, now that one made me chuckle.
ReplyDelete99% of the population is the 99%!
ReplyDeletelmfao you are the man! way to be honest and stick it to the man.
ReplyDeleteI would never get into a debt if it wasn't totally necessary so I owe no money at all.. u jelly?
ReplyDeleteIf what you're saying is true, I may as well be impotent by now though.
this.
ReplyDeleteI don't need to be forced to masturbate.
ReplyDeleteconstant mastubartion doesnt make you impotent, impotency is a psycological issue D:
ReplyDeletethats one of the best one of those ive seen ^^
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