Read the paper.
Story about the jobless posting on Craigslist.
Guy named Alley.
29. Was homeless until a few years ago. Former drunk. Only ever worked at Wendy's. Has 7 month old daughter.
29.
Jobless.
7 month old daughter.
I sit in the back office, on the clock, reading this paper.
And he's the one that's getting laid.
Ain't that always the case. Oooh I made a pun.
ReplyDeleteWow, pretty impressive of the guy to make such a huge leap in situation!
ReplyDeleteYeah but he has a daughter, the worst STD there is.
ReplyDeleteIf you have low standards or if you work at a bar is pretty easy to get laid. Just saying...
ReplyDeleteThat's great Allen. Thanks for visiting me and commenting on my poem. I'm following you now and I'd love it if you follow me. Anyone who compliments my poetry has a good chance of getting laid too.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Lola
I was gonna say something else, but Lola's comment made me choke I laughed so hard and I'm now intrigued about the poetry.
ReplyDeleteGo compliment people's poetry at a night club or something man, get laid.
Ha! I know what you mean. Allen, there's got to be a girl for you around there! There just has to be! You said you are busy working all the time. Is there anyone at work???
ReplyDeleteThere are many girls for you; you just need to find them.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, ain't that the truth. There are so many posts about the nice guy/a**hole syndrome, usually the size of a book.
ReplyDeleteAlways amazing how you are able to summarize such profound ideas into 9 lines.
Chicks dig guys who have lots of time for them.
ReplyDeleteI love poetry too and getting laid.
ReplyDeleteHahaha. This reading took an unexpected turn.
ReplyDeletehaha what a way to take that news.
ReplyDeleteyeah i see this quite often in my city. some how all the "winners" (the ones that beat,cheat, stink, unemployed etc) some how get chicks and laid. and i sit back and watch the tragedies unfold. cause i think, and therefore am single.
ReplyDeletecraigslist casual encounters section ftw!
ReplyDeletegovernment employee, are you allen?
ReplyDeleteI don't think you're gonna catch many chicks in the office .. you should find better hunting grounds mate
ReplyDelete@max power, you obviously learnt nothing about my craigslist casual encounters article.
ReplyDeleteHe may have got laid, but I don't envy his predicament.
ReplyDeleteFunny joke
ReplyDeleteThat's quite interesting. But girls can't be found in offices.
ReplyDeletelol! :D
ReplyDeleteDon't take it personally Allen. It's just because you're a postdoc and in debt. Teach get tenured and you'll get laid with no problem.
ReplyDeleteI still think your life is better than his.
ReplyDeletehe was probably hooking fat chicks up with free frostees in exchange for sex.
ReplyDeletewell its usually the dumber you are the more game you have, our species is doomed
ReplyDeleteAwww... sad.
ReplyDelete@ hasidic plumber
ReplyDeleteI learned nothing!!!
Haha, wow. Last sentence made me laugh :P.
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