Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Priorities

Read the paper.
Story about the jobless posting on Craigslist.
Guy named Alley.
29. Was homeless until a few years ago.  Former drunk.  Only ever worked at Wendy's.  Has 7 month old daughter. 
29.
Jobless.
7 month old daughter.
I sit in the back office, on the clock, reading this paper.
And he's the one that's getting laid. 

31 comments:

  1. Ain't that always the case. Oooh I made a pun.

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  2. Wow, pretty impressive of the guy to make such a huge leap in situation!

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  3. Yeah but he has a daughter, the worst STD there is.

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  4. If you have low standards or if you work at a bar is pretty easy to get laid. Just saying...

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  5. That's great Allen. Thanks for visiting me and commenting on my poem. I'm following you now and I'd love it if you follow me. Anyone who compliments my poetry has a good chance of getting laid too.

    Love,
    Lola

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  6. I was gonna say something else, but Lola's comment made me choke I laughed so hard and I'm now intrigued about the poetry.

    Go compliment people's poetry at a night club or something man, get laid.

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  7. Ha! I know what you mean. Allen, there's got to be a girl for you around there! There just has to be! You said you are busy working all the time. Is there anyone at work???

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  8. There are many girls for you; you just need to find them.

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  9. Hahaha, ain't that the truth. There are so many posts about the nice guy/a**hole syndrome, usually the size of a book.

    Always amazing how you are able to summarize such profound ideas into 9 lines.

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  10. Chicks dig guys who have lots of time for them.

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  11. Hahaha. This reading took an unexpected turn.

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  12. haha what a way to take that news.

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  13. Hit the local bar and grill at closing and look for MILFS, easy money

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  14. yeah i see this quite often in my city. some how all the "winners" (the ones that beat,cheat, stink, unemployed etc) some how get chicks and laid. and i sit back and watch the tragedies unfold. cause i think, and therefore am single.

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  15. craigslist casual encounters section ftw!

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  16. government employee, are you allen?

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  17. I don't think you're gonna catch many chicks in the office .. you should find better hunting grounds mate

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  18. @max power, you obviously learnt nothing about my craigslist casual encounters article.

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  19. He may have got laid, but I don't envy his predicament.

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  20. That's quite interesting. But girls can't be found in offices.

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  21. Don't take it personally Allen. It's just because you're a postdoc and in debt. Teach get tenured and you'll get laid with no problem.

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  22. I still think your life is better than his.

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  23. he was probably hooking fat chicks up with free frostees in exchange for sex.

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  24. well its usually the dumber you are the more game you have, our species is doomed

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  25. @ hasidic plumber

    I learned nothing!!!

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  26. Haha, wow. Last sentence made me laugh :P.

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