Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Crossword Message

On Friday, they needed a 4 letter word for snatch.
On Monday, a three letter word that accompanies tat.
It's happened, finally.
I've lost it, it's gone.
The crosswords have joined the voices, speaking to me.
Or maybe some editor just needs to get fired.

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  1. That's why I stay away from crosswords man. They're evil. They speak mean things, scary stuff.

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  2. There's tons of crossword dictionaries on the web. Pick one, and enjoy your solved puzzles.
    Or think of the answers yourself and enjoy the feeling of accomplishment instead.

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  3. The words have a life of their own, crosswords are evil.

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  4. Haha, that actually sounds like a fun crossword.

    I can't imagine a big publication getting away with it though. Too bad.

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  5. I designed that puzzle. It is perfection, just like moi.

    Love,
    Lola

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  6. Grab and tit? Must be the designer having a laugh.

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  7. man: help me with this crossword clue - "found in the bottom of a bird cage." ends in I.T.
    woman: ... GRit!
    man: oh yea. . . wheres my rubber!

    the old 'uns are the best.

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  8. @Sub-Radar-Mike: Hahaha it ain't 'grab' there buddy. You'll get it when you're older.

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  9. dude...i used to find odd messages in the crypto-quips.
    shit drove me crazy

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  10. Haha, I laughed. But seriously, now, those crosswords are addictive.

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  11. that's how i would do it...push it to the limits until the editor caught on.

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  12. I'm not looking at this as a crossword puzzle. I'm reading it like poetry. I like it.

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  13. That's right, crossword poetry! Excellent. Next time, can you do a haiku about wordsearches?

    http://muppetsforjustice.blogspot.com/

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  14. @Sub-Radar-Mike: Man, you made me laugh so hard...

    I think the editor has some strange ideas... :/

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  15. Those voices are somewhat naughty.

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  16. He was probably trying to get the "ratings" of the crossword up by adding some cross words.

    @Radar-Mike four letter word for snatch is cunt.

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  17. I've never been good at crosswords, c*nt maybe?

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  18. I've never had the patience or vocabulary mastery to enjoy crosswords.

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  19. I suck dicks at crossword puzzles.

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  20. I should do crosswords more often. Bloody hell.

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