Thursday, February 24, 2011

The Gift That Keeps Giving

So today I got a text from a lady I used to know, saying she couldn't stop thinking about me.  Well, actually she said she was still pissed at me for giving her the Herp and if I didn't soon die in a fiery pile of infected dildos, she'd see to it. 
But at least she is thinking of me. 
Herp.  The gift that keeps on giving.

9 comments:

  1. Beautiful, also sorrry to hear about the herps

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  2. What the heck is going on. The world has no shame.

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  3. lol, waaay too many people have herpes these days

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  4. In some states you can go to prison for giving someone else teh herps.

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  5. Man must learn to coexist with the herp if we are to make it as a race.

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