Right now I'm two spiced rum and fruit punches in. She isn't even home from work. It's not even 10am. We have plans. Like some laundry or fine dining or going to the pet store. Maybe all of that. Probably all of that. Damn. I just want to sit here and watch the Wedding Singer and masturbate like I always do. Oh, she might be bringing a McMuffin home, I'm sure she will. That's worth it.
Spiced rum and fruit punch...I wouldn't recommend it. But neither would I anything I do.
Dude, just calm the fuck down...
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