Friday, May 27, 2011

Basement Neighbors

Fat dyke hair in a tight pink tank top pops out to ask if I drink regular Mountain Dew.
"Yeah, I guess."
"Do you have any?"
"...no"
Awkward silence of mutual disappointment.
Slowly she closes her screen door.
Damn my neighbors are weird.

23 comments:

  1. Why the hell don't you have any MT Dew in your house? Pft, man. I mean come on. Seriously.

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  2. My buddy in NY, owns a house with 3 apartments in it. Put in one of those motion sensor lights and hooked a CCTV camera to it that only takes 1 picture every time the light it tripped... You need one of those...

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  3. Montain dew is the best drink in the WORLD, if SLURM from futurama was available i strongly believe it would taste like Montain dew.

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  4. Why do people ask that? :|

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  5. "Fat dyke hair in a tight pink tank top" That should have been your clue right there.

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  6. I certainly hope she was staring at you menacingly as she was slowly closing the door

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  7. next time have some mt and just for safety, some safety .

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  8. Lol my neighbors asked me for cocaine once. Didn't even ask if I used it first. Just popped over and said "Do you have any cocaine?" Weirdest confrontation over. (Btw, no I dont use cocaine.)

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  9. I bet my neighbour is weirder. He's a creepy old man, always grumpy, bitching about things we supposedly did wrong even though we never did it.

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  10. everyone has weird neighbour :)

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  11. Do you live in a trailer park?

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  12. Mountain Dew rocks. Its mana from heaven lol. And that Fat dyke hair in a tight pink tank top sounds like my ex lol.

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  13. I lold. I just imagined that scene in my head xD

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  14. we do noy have that problem here in colombia, no basements

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