Thursday, May 12, 2011

Day of Victory

Jaw feels uneven.
As in, it doesn't open the same.
Try measuring with my fingers in my mouth,
but the results are inconclusive. 
Crush the can and go take a piss.
Baby fly (or something) lands on the side of the rim.
Nailed it.
It tries to crawl out of the frothy hell.
No you don't, you little bastard.
Tries to get out again.
Admire his tenacity, but I must win.
Flush.
Game Over.
Stand outside the bathroom door.
What was I doing?
Suppose I was going to get another beer.
So I do.
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22 comments:

  1. FangMay 12, 2011 at 1:16 PM

    Aww, poor little fly guy D:

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  2. BigMikeMay 12, 2011 at 1:27 PM

    Your pee-fu is weak if it survived the first encounter!

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  3. Gabriel LozanoMay 12, 2011 at 1:55 PM

    frothy? lol

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  4. Kicking RocksMay 12, 2011 at 2:12 PM

    beer makes me pee like crazy

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  5. AnonymousMay 13, 2011 at 6:41 PM

    Thanks was definitely an enjoyable rread!

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  6. Team PandaMay 13, 2011 at 9:04 PM

    *steps out of bathroom* "let that be a lesson to the rest of you flies"

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  7. MeMay 14, 2011 at 5:34 AM

    This was a great day indeed.

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  8. Nom de PlumeMay 14, 2011 at 6:04 AM

    you bastard fly!

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  9. AnonymousMay 14, 2011 at 7:07 AM

    I have a strong dislike for flies.

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  10. Solsby KidMay 14, 2011 at 8:17 AM

    A day of victory indeed!

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  11. sewingincirclesMay 14, 2011 at 10:28 AM

    it was a pretty good read.

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  12. gonblaterMay 14, 2011 at 10:50 AM

    Lol this was pretty good, who doesn't hate flies?

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  13. AnonymousMay 14, 2011 at 10:50 AM

    a dead fly is a good fly.

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  14. duffboiMay 14, 2011 at 10:52 AM

    death to the flies! hehe. good work.

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  15. Miyamoto KaryuuMay 14, 2011 at 10:59 AM

    uuuhm, pretty nice !

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  16. BazaraoMay 14, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    time well spent, nice.

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  17. MichelangeloMay 14, 2011 at 11:32 AM

    Awesome!

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  18. RageCompeXMay 14, 2011 at 11:55 AM

    the victory is us!

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  19. JakeMay 14, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    hahaha good poem

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  20. fit4lifeMay 15, 2011 at 1:17 AM

    very beautiful poem

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  21. cutestcatintheworldMay 15, 2011 at 2:26 AM

    Very Poetic, quite entertaining. Show that fly whos' boss.

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  22. LiuryMay 18, 2011 at 6:56 PM

    very beautiful. keep it up

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