Monday, May 30, 2011

Hate To Be Cliche...

But Mondays are the worst.  It's just so hard to try to get back on the night work schedule. 
Especially off such a lame weekend. 

Big News of the Weekend:  I was the big hero, and fixed the neighbors lawn mower. 
The good news is it was an easy fix, and I spent a good amount of time looking at the amble cleavage of a good looking neighbor girl.  (Sometimes the simple pleasures are the best ones) 
The Bad News:  I also had to listen to an old fat woman talk about her sex life with her son.  (Picture the Old Indian Woman for The Simpsons Movie, only a real person, and now imagine her bragging about how noisy she is during sex)
I'd go into more detail, but believe me, that's all you need right now. 

This is a horrible, horrible post.  But it's Memorial Day, so maybe everyone is out and won't even see it.
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20 comments:

  1. DejchMay 30, 2011 at 12:58 PM

    That was quite intresting day :)

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  2. Ray RousellMay 30, 2011 at 1:39 PM

    Sounds a lot more interesting than my Monday, I spent most of it in bed, I'm on 12 hour nights 6 till 6!!!!!

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  3. FangMay 30, 2011 at 2:19 PM

    DUDE THAT'S SO CLICHÉ :|

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  4. D4May 30, 2011 at 2:40 PM

    I think the good outweighs the bad. Also, go ahead and post the terrible story. Why feel the pain alone? Is that sympathy? PFF

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  5. FrankMay 30, 2011 at 2:42 PM

    Monday is just a day like any other. If it is your workcycle that is depressing you, you need a different job. Look forward to your work week with activities you love to partake in.

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  6. 123May 30, 2011 at 4:14 PM

    Cleavage makes everything better

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  7. fit4lifeMay 30, 2011 at 5:02 PM

    im just glad its memorial monday, i dont have to do anything i hate.

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  8. srnajeraMay 30, 2011 at 11:58 PM

    :o infoo!!!

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  9. AdaMay 31, 2011 at 12:00 AM

    I think seeing nice cleavage and then hearing that story from someone not-so-good-looking might have been very confusing.

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  10. **Hype.Planet**May 31, 2011 at 6:05 AM

    Thanks for sharing your memorial monday

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  11. AnonymousMay 31, 2011 at 8:11 AM

    It's okay if you're being cliche when you know you're being cliche; it's not okay when you don't realise it. My personal opinion, anyway ;D

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  12. NopeMay 31, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    Haha, didn't even notice the cliche(ness?) Good views ruined by horrible audio, not sure what to take as an overall impression of your day, I'd call it positive though.

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  13. KyleMay 31, 2011 at 10:37 AM

    Yay for cleavage!

    Boo for old lady sex!

    Yay for fixing the lawn mower!

    Boo for mondays!

    You... are... even... stevens..

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  14. duffboiMay 31, 2011 at 11:11 AM

    wish i had a hot neighbor with nice cleavage. mmm, hey, is that a four leaf clover? hehe

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  15. DaveMay 31, 2011 at 1:37 PM

    The old fat woman sounds a right weirdo lol.

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  16. BigMikeMay 31, 2011 at 2:01 PM

    Awww you got a case of the Mondays ;)

    And about to hit 300 followers!

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  17. Brofessor NeekoMay 31, 2011 at 2:26 PM

    lol today isn't memorial day...lol

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  18. KellyMay 31, 2011 at 3:30 PM

    Yay for fixing lawn mowers. ^.^

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  19. TK1927June 1, 2011 at 5:42 PM

    It's not just cliche, Mondays are always bad.

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  20. wellpickedboogerJune 4, 2011 at 5:06 AM

    Wh-what? Why would you talk about your sex life to your son, ever? Ergh.

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