Thursday, May 5, 2011

Recipe For Delicious Rape

Delicious Rape
serving size: multiple

Ingredients:

1-Drivers license with current address

1-Work i.d

1-Work schedule

1-Set of house keys

1-Set of car keys

Directions:
1. Mix in one (1) handbag or purse until desired consistency

2.Leave at a crowded bar on New Year's Eve

Enjoy!

28 comments:

  1. Hahahahhah. OMG that is too funny.

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  2. funny yet so true. my condolences to all rape victims.

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  3. I really shouldn't have smiled.

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  4. not sure if I should laugh or not ...haha

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  5. yes no maybe i will get laid!!

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  6. This is true and i keep an eye out everyday for people trying to make their own 'recipe for delicious rape'. i do not take advantage...at first. MUAHAHAA

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  7. mmmm, always leaves a nice taste in my mouth


    wat

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  8. yea that must be stelzare ??? purse??

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  9. check and check *waits patiently*

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