Tuesday, April 12, 2011

A Plebe Serving the Masters


She waddles down to the desk and asks for shampoo (probably a first), toothpaste and brush (definitely a first), and lotion. (I can't help but picture it getting clogged in her open sores, probably stings, must have to use a q-tip or something to get it out)

She paid one hundred thirty-five dollars total for the room. Cash. More money than I could think of spending for anything. She thanks me with genuine gratitude and stale breath, and waddles back to the elevators. I go back to the office and adjust my tie. 
One hundred thirty-five dollars. 
Must be nice.
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21 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 12, 2011 at 2:35 PM

    It would be nice and pleasant indeed :D

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  2. pApril 12, 2011 at 3:23 PM

    you write really really well

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  3. 123April 12, 2011 at 3:47 PM

    I cringed at that description, lol

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  4. Kicking RocksApril 12, 2011 at 3:48 PM

    nice post! lol

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  5. FrostyApril 12, 2011 at 4:05 PM

    Gasp, is it a penguin?

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  6. Eric PApril 12, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    Haha sounds good, no hygiene in this one, though!

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  7. TomApril 12, 2011 at 4:59 PM

    You're a talented writer. I loved it.

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  8. AnonymousApril 12, 2011 at 5:00 PM

    hahaha what a nice lady.

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  9. RazorApril 12, 2011 at 6:27 PM

    You have a great writing style.
    keep up!

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  10. Nuker ZeroApril 12, 2011 at 6:45 PM

    I'd hit it too, for that kind of dosh.

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  11. JellybroApril 12, 2011 at 9:31 PM

    waddles? someone needs to spend some of that money on a gym pass ;) anyways, great stuff bro

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  12. AdminApril 12, 2011 at 11:44 PM

    I liked this quite a lot. Not sure what it was, but I liked it.

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  13. Jared AguirreApril 12, 2011 at 11:49 PM

    I wish I had that kind of money...

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  14. FangApril 13, 2011 at 12:38 AM

    A filthy rich woman? Hmm...

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  15. MeApril 13, 2011 at 6:32 AM

    aww she sounds so filthy.

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  16. JaksonHuntApril 13, 2011 at 7:03 AM

    Sounds like my type of woman!

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  17. pApril 13, 2011 at 8:13 AM

    ahah i read this again, it's awsome!

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  18. G33busApril 13, 2011 at 10:24 AM

    Nice one dude, keep it up!

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  19. The GameApril 13, 2011 at 11:19 AM

    It's kinda funny, yet written in somewhat serious way, i like it!

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  20. ScottDApril 13, 2011 at 12:30 PM

    i enjoyed the waddling

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  21. cliqueApril 13, 2011 at 12:50 PM

    I need a shower...

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