Sorry, usually try to post something new every other day, but today just can't muster it. So here's some old little ones I've found in a notebook. Like it says, take it or leave it.
Dating Tips For Your
It doesn't make you a slut,
If you're passed out.
Something About Direction,
I tried to write a picture.
tried to paint a song.
I try to do all the right things,
I just seem to do them wrong.
Because He Doesn't Have Eyes!
Billy Toothbrush heard a sound.
Billy Toothbrush looked around.
What Billy Toothbrush couldn't see,
Was that the sound had come from me.
I've ridden a bike,
I've ridden a horese.
So don't worry baby,
I've ridden worse.