Sorry, usually try to post something new every other day, but today just can't muster it. So here's some old little ones I've found in a notebook. Like it says, take it or leave it.
Dating Tips For Your
Teenage Daughter
It doesn't make you a slut,
If you're passed out.
Something About Direction,
It Think
I tried to write a picture.
tried to paint a song.
I try to do all the right things,
I just seem to do them wrong.
Because He Doesn't Have Eyes!
Billy Toothbrush heard a sound.
Billy Toothbrush looked around.
What Billy Toothbrush couldn't see,
Was that the sound had come from me.
Comforting News
I've ridden a bike,
I've ridden a horese.
So don't worry baby,
I've ridden worse.
Lol, I've ridden worse... It's sad to say I can use that..
ReplyDeleteLol some of that was pretty funny.
ReplyDeletei like the way you think
ReplyDeleteAHAHA thats some awesomely hilarious stuff dude.
ReplyDeleteDating stuff for your daughter made me LOL, followed.
ReplyDeleteInteresting blog, worth checking out. Will follow.
ReplyDeletehaha the last one is pure win!
ReplyDeletenice reading.. grate post!
ReplyDeleteThanks for tips
ReplyDeleteLOL that last one is just baaaaad... Of course the poems themselves are well written. Following and supporting.
ReplyDeleteLol! Great!
ReplyDeletex
+ following :)
nice!
ReplyDeleteOMG if someone I´m dating tells me that last one, I´ll slap him.
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