Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Miscillany

Sorry, usually try to post something new every other day, but today just can't muster it.  So here's some old little ones I've found in a notebook.  Like it says, take it or leave it.

Dating Tips For Your 
Teenage Daughter

It doesn't make you a slut,
If you're passed out.

Something About Direction,
It Think

I tried to write a picture.
tried to paint a song.
I try to do all the right things,
I just seem to do them wrong.

Because He Doesn't Have Eyes!

Billy Toothbrush heard a sound.
Billy Toothbrush looked around.
What Billy Toothbrush couldn't see,
Was that the sound had come from me.

Comforting News

I've ridden a bike,
I've ridden a horese.
So don't worry baby,
I've ridden worse.

14 comments:

  1. Lol, I've ridden worse... It's sad to say I can use that..

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  2. Lol some of that was pretty funny.

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  3. AHAHA thats some awesomely hilarious stuff dude.

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  4. Dating stuff for your daughter made me LOL, followed.

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  5. Interesting blog, worth checking out. Will follow.

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  6. haha the last one is pure win!

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  7. nice reading.. grate post!

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  8. LOL that last one is just baaaaad... Of course the poems themselves are well written. Following and supporting.

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  9. OMG if someone I´m dating tells me that last one, I´ll slap him.

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