I walked into the bathroom to take a piss, and standing there in front of the toilet I started fidgeting with my toothpaste (the cap was off).
Suddenly remembering I was there to piss I just started to go. Forgetting to take my wang out.
I started to piss my pants right there.
I didn't even try to stop it or take my pants off, figuring the damage had already been done.
So now I'm sitting here in still soaked pants, and it's starting to chafe.