Thursday, March 3, 2011

My Bastard Car

It's about time to get my oil changed (it's been a year) so that I can get some power steering fluid put in.  If the engine is cold it can't turn at all, and if it's warm the steering can be erratic.  I'll be trying to steer through a parking lot, and the wheel will be tough at first so I really put the pressure on, but then suddenly the power steering will kick in so I jerk like a jackass into a group of school children.

One of these days one of those little bastards will know how to read and get my plate number.

5 comments:

  1. haha! They'll tweet their local police officer. Kids today.

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  2. stop masturbating in front of school children

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  3. Yeah, it's a bitch when that happens...

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  4. Eventually you get past the point of diminishing returns with cars. Just don't put in more money than the thing is worth. It sounds like a sh-t-box.

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  5. Cars seem to have problem after problem, it's just one big cash sink.

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