Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Notstradamus

Some of you might not know this, but in between my careers of being a short story writer, poet, and binge drinker, I also dabble in making predictions.  These all come to me in lucid dreams while I lay in my hang over funk.  Luckily for you today, I found some hidden predictions in one of my notebooks.  Ladies and gentle men I present to you NOTstradamus.

Catagory: World Events
In the West there will be a man
who does evil deeds.
By evil, I mean some seriously
fucked up shit.
The entire world will look at his
deeds and say 
"Seriously, that's pretty fucked up."

Catagory: Weather and World Events
A river in the middle of the land shall rise.
and even though it has happened many times before.
People will act in shock and
be surprised by it.

Catagory: Sports
 And a great Coach shall come
save the wondering team.
Adoration from the crowds
will echo,
but like echos, will not last.
As he leaves in disgrace
no fan shall claim him.

These are all I could find right now.  As you can see, they are all very frightening pictures of our future, so I avoid looking at them as much as I can.  But I felt like I must warn the world of least a part of what is coming.  It is, after all, my destiny.

31 comments:

  1. I used to believe in Nostradamus. Now I will follow NOTstradamus. :P

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  2. Grate reading.. i love read about nostradamus.. he was a fucking genius.. grate post bro!

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  3. I don't even know what it is :D

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  4. naah.. :D

    http://all-around-toto.blogspot.com/

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  5. OH GOD, A RIVER?

    SPARE US PLEASE

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  6. I use to have a book with translated nostradamous very cool, but yes mostly notstradamous
    +followd

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  7. i'm not following, but regardless.. this is a great blog, following

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  8. the world is coming to an end!

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  9. thanks for the heads up Notstradamus. (Best quote: By evil, I mean some seriously fucked up shit.
    The entire world will look at his deeds and say "Seriously, that's pretty fucked up." Hahaha really made my day)

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  10. Sounds like some quality poetry

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  11. I don't think he really predicted anything. Like someone said before, Master of generalities

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  12. i lol'd. Well done. Btw, i'm nearly at my first paycheck! Keep $upporting!

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  13. ...Some people. Anyway some good quotes u got there!

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  14. oo and nostradamus had a pretty good tally for getting things right. I'm certainly wary about the future.. extremely curious to see how it plays out..

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  15. man lucid dreaming sounds awesome

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  16. All hail Nostradamus, predictor of stuff everybody already knew was coming!

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  17. I fear Nostradamus! He might be wrong, but we will find out the truth in the near future!

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  18. Sweeet your really good at writing.

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  19. Nostradamus was pimp man, he predicted 911!

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  20. i hope that he is wrong.... i don't want to live in the end times....

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  21. Boy he certainly had a gift for the not so obvious!

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